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Hello I'm Janet. If you wanna learn more about me go to my about page, um I like ponys and pokemon. And i smoke weed. Aren't I fun and interesting

when my mom has a shitty day everyone else does too and i guess its just my turn

relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

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like she doesnt even care either

doesnt suprise me but still id assume shed care at least a little bit 

i wish i didnt have alexis sometimes just so i could leave and do whatever i want without having to worry about consequenses

i want to leave

like fuck it im not gonna make breakfast fuck i dont need to eat

apparently im in my moms way when i go to the kitchen to make breakfast and its my fault she isnt gonna eat today isnt that a wodnerful thing for someone to say before you even make breakfast

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

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bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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ota-con:

theladylillibet:

snapchatting:

in 11th grade art we had to make mythical creatures with clay but i didn’t want to do that so i made a log and added a lil worm friend on top of it but my teacher got mad and said i had to make it mythical so i added a horn to it and made it a uniworm

this is why art classes in schools suck. That is a bloody amazing log. look at the texture, the colour. The worm is incredible and the teacher is unhappy because it was supposed to be mythical? Who the fuck cares? will the teacher have their pay docked if a student makes a logworm instead of a basilisk???

This furthers the argument that school is about following instructions, not learning. That really is a great sculpture, by the way.

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sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

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thehowlingwolf:

randomstabbing:

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

MEN ARE PETTY FUCKING LOSERS.

"The absence of women in history is man made."….TRUTH!

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macintush:

you’re not ready to watch this video

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dutchster:

HUMAN HOW DID YOU GET STUCK UNDER THERE WAIT LET ME HELP YOU

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eatmydeck:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

can we just stop at the fact he fell using a tape measure

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