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Hello I'm Janet. If you wanna learn more about me go to my about page, um I like ponys and pokemon. And i smoke weed. Aren't I fun and interesting

i dont even wanna leave my room right now

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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my mom flipped out this morning

because i told her my little brother was on the computer at 3 am

and then she yelled for like 3 minutes after i said sorry and walked away and acted like a little bitch basically

shes probably still flipping out

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

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foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

(Source: drunkchan, via jetsetnicolette)

“i made these”

(Source: annielovespitbulls, via windshieldsmasher)

Anonymous:

I'm curious. Why do you think obesity "isn't even a problem"? Especially considering the high death rate and strain on the healthcare system?

It isn’t a problem we should be worrying as much as we are right in the school systems, is what I should be saying rather than that. Obesity is a problem I understand that, but it isn’t one of our priorities in school at the moment like Michelle (and many other people) seems to think it is.

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Adorable Dog (Frenchie!) Plays with NYPD Police Horse on Wall Street [x]

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brokyen:

my room was getting cold so i went to check if my vent was open and

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(Source: littlesparrowsnest, via eggfucked)

awwww-cute:

A bunny and his corn

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toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via heartfulpenguin)

i am so fed up with the way that my mom treats jim

he has been crying for like 10 minutes now, and she is in the room with him

he just had a nap and now hes crying and she is literally just sitting there and doing nothing at all

why? oh idk she doesnt want to do anything i guess

cause she does the same damn thing whenever i ask her to help me out

hey can you help me get to my midwife appoitment? hey can you help me get grocerys home today so that we have milk in the house for people to have breakfast and for me to make dinner?

no not at all i get no help whatsoever

aerostarmonk:

250px:

please watch this video

This thing is a real product that apparently sells for the average price of $169.95

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